1. So a bunch of kids at my school cheated on their summer reading assignments...and got caught
    Not me though. I'm a proud promoter of the Honor Code.
  2. As a result, the school has cracked down hard, dolling out suspensions and loss of certain privileges to those involved.
    Loss of parking passes and honor grad status, oss, "football penalties" (no one knows what this means, we just know that this is exclusively for the athletes dumb enough to participate)
  3. What else happened? We ended up on the news.
  4. Go Hawks!