Some Reasons Why Black Metal Makes Me Laugh

  1. Corpse Paint looks like Panda faces
  2. That dude from Gorgoroth & Godspeed
  3. Mayhem puts Pig heads on stakes...maybe they should change their name to MayHAM
  4. "Ahhhuuugggghhhhaaaahhhhhh!"
  5. The Bass Player from Carpathian Forest
  6. Any Immortal video ever.
  7. Every Black-Metal Musician's name ever