The 10 Ways to Categorize Metal

  1. Thrashy
  2. Tolkieny
  3. Iron Maiden
  4. The sound of dying cats
  5. Not Iron Maiden
  6. Reminds me of that one Hatebreed album
  7. Proggy
  8. Really Proggy
  9. Melt-your-facey
  10. Wait-you're-serious-about-Black-Metaly