I don't like sports
  1. Syracuse
    Because when they win my dad is in a better mood
  2. The Buffalo Bills
    Because if they finally start winning, people can stop being so self-righteous about being Bills fans
  3. Any team that's losing by a lot
    I just feel so sad for them :(
  4. The underdog
    I just want to be a part of the plot for a new uplifting Disney sports movie without having to do anything athletic
  5. Anything but overtime
    In the last 2 minutes, all bets are off, I'm just rooting against overtime.