Things I Probably Should Have Grown Out of by Now

22 is the new 12.
  1. Asking to be told a story at bedtime.
  2. Saying "carry me" when I don't want to walk anymore.
  3. Sleeping with stuffed animals.
  4. Taking Sam & Penelope (my stuffed animals) with me when I go out of town because if I don't I feel guilty.
  5. Carrying a thermos brand lunchbox.
  6. Saying "well my mom says..." in conversations with other adults.
  7. Unbuttoning my pants in public when my belly is full.
  8. Sharing ice pops with my dogs (lick for lick).
  9. Calling people "turd" when they are acting like turds