These range from the greatest hits to the deep cuts. I think of these jokes more than I care to admit.
  1. Somebody bring me a ham!
  2. Night cheese
  3. My single, "my single is dropping," is dropping
  4. That's a deal breaker, ladies!
  5. Smooth move, Ferguson
  6. What's between your teeth? Corn!
  7. That word bums me out unless it's between the words "meat" and pizza."
    In reference to the word "lovers."
  8. Happy Valentine's Day, no one.
  9. Sky law
  10. Anything about Mickey Rourke
  11. "It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?"
    Suggested by @mlb
  12. I am the Mentalist!
  13. High-fiving a million angels!
    Suggested by @kylecmoore