HOW TO DETERMINE IF YOUR BOO HAS A SIDE CHICK, ACCORDING TO MY MOM

  1. If he doesn't ask you to hang out on Saturday nights.
  2. That's it. This is her only check list.
  3. This is something she asks me when I'm seeing someone new.
  4. She thinks if they aren't giving you that prime Saturday night real estate in their week, it's going to someone else.
  5. Props to my mom who is trying to keep me woke.