SKILLS I THINK THEY SHOULD LET ME HAVE ON MY RESUME

  1. My ability to plan meals for a week.
  2. I have a good memory for numbers.
  3. I can internalize a route on a map quickly.
  4. Using coupons at Macy's to get the best deals
  5. Recite lines from stand-up bits verbatim
  6. Making playlists for parties.
  7. Improving dance moves that look like original N*SYNC choreography