1. Ouch
  2. It'll just bruise up for a few days.
  3. I'm fine
  4. Yeah, I'm totally fine
  5. What's that color around the cut? Is that a normal color?
  6. I should probably put some Neosporin on it.
  7. Oh God. This is getting worse. Maybe I should take a picture of it and send it to my family friend who's a doctor.
  8. No I'm overreacting.
  9. Maybe I'm not overreaching
  10. Get a hold of yourself.
  11. I don't want to be that weird case where a person thought their cut was healing normally and then it gets infected but they waited too long and now they have to get their leg amputated like a Civil War solider.
  12. Oh hey it looks better.