Places I will not use as my command center when I take over the world
It is no secret that I plan to take over the world... Step 1 is finding the perfect place to rule from. This is the list of places I've ruled out.
- •The booth at Arby's.Try as you might, the manager will just get testy and ask you to either order some food or give up the booth.
- •My kids bedroomToo many Legos on the floor!
- •The #3 busIt is too hard to get world leaders to take you seriously with all those people in the background!
- •A deserted volcanic islandWhile you may think it is a perfect place there are a few problems: rent is too high, try getting a high speed internet connect, and there is a volcano threatening to go off!
- •The libraryI don't want to be told to be quite every time I pass a decree or order.
- •The north poleNot only would this be too cold, I wouldn't want nosy kids discovering my command center while looking for Santa.