Things Programmer Trump would say
A list of quotes by Donald Trump if he was a programmer
- •I have code. I have the best code. I don't even need to compile my code it is so good.
- •I don't see why I should open source my project. It is so good there is no point.
- •I could release an app that did nothing but brick your phone and people would still pay 99 cents for it.
- •I'm going to make blackberry a great operating system again.... And I'll make apple and Google pay for it!
- •You can see the memory leaking from her unmanaged code. It is disgusting.
- •My whole life is about coding. I don't test often. I almost never test.Suggested by @H3Dakota
- •Woman can code? I don't know any, they must not be very good.Suggested by @Just1MoreThing
- •I'm not saying they are all bad, but they are using the least efficient data structures. They are using HASHtables and linear PROBING.
- •I've often said that if my code was a woman, I'd be dating it.Suggested by @lizzy4liz
- •I use great words when I code. I use the best words. People love them. It's going to be amazing. And that's. That's why my code will win. <<people cheer deliriously - journalists dumbfounded trying to figure out how to make an actual sentence out of this>>Suggested by @thparker42