GOOD THINGS ABOUT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION

OR WHY I HAVE TO RIDE A BUS
  1. You don't have to pay for gas
  2. You don't get in accidents
  3. You get chauffeured
  4. You get exercise walking to the stop
  5. You experience new smells
  6. You experience new language
  7. You get new character studies
  8. You always know where you are
  9. You can stand up if you want
  10. Sometimes, people won't judge you because you ride the bus