Observations From a Venice Beach Lunch Meeting
- •Milk crate is the new chair and tableAs in "pull up a milk crate so we can chat".
- •Blue beach cruiser is the new grey PriusAlso give your bike a secret/special symbol or sticker or you will leave with the wrong blue beach cruiser
- •Australian waiter is the new Midwestern model
- •Jesus sandal is the new super distressed lace up bootJesus, why?
- •Patrick Dempsey is the new Rob LoweThat all too real moment where a brat-packer almost smacks your smoothie out of your hand and then apologizes with erotic blue eyes. Yes, I promise it's happened to me twice. And yes, both times it involved a smoothie.
- •Parking lot/supply closet for seating is the new outdoor garden for seating
- •Gorgeous child is the new GoldendoodleAnd errrrbody wants to pet him.
- •Lard is the new KaleYAAAASSSS!!! Try our LARD salad!
- •Sponsored Surfer/foot model is the new out of work Actor/screenwriterA sea of blonde and tan foot models. In effect, longboard is the new laptop.