Things I've Tried That Didn't Suit Me

  1. Crossfit
  2. Smoke
  3. Tinder
  4. Coachella after 30
  5. Medical Marijuana
    (got me lazy)
  6. Edibles
    (got me like 👹👽💀)
  7. Grindr
    (got me like hella carried away)
  8. Work at a fashion magazine
    (but got me to say "major" a lot and closet swag)
  9. Work 9-5
  10. Cocaine
    (got me like 😎🔜😭)
  11. Be a celebrity assistant
  12. Be a stylist assistant
    (but got me to touch Rihanna)
  13. Wellbutrin, Lexapro, Effexor, Paxil
    (got me like 😖, 😬,👿 , and 😰)
  14. Poetry
    Just found an old notebook of "trapped In the closet" poems from highschool and GURRRRL they were NOT GOOD. 😷
  15. Vicodin/Soma/Percocet
    (😴)
  16. Kabbalah
  17. A high intensity jump rope class
  18. Going Veg
  19. Going Vegan
  20. Klonopin
    (😵)
  21. Stick-shift
  22. Date an ex-model
  23. Date a photographer
  24. Date, in general
    (💩)
  25. Have meals delivered
    (ate twice)
  26. See a strange shaman bi-weekly in her faded Venice beach walk-up
  27. The 7-day Blueprint Cleanse
  28. Colgate University
  29. Hip Hop dance (or any dance) class
  30. Dog Agility Training
    (wasn't for us)
  31. Sex w leather
  32. Sex w friends
  33. Shaun T workout DVDs
  34. Cat sitting
  35. Drag