Times I Have Unapologetically Yelled "Yas Kween" This Week
I can't stop and it's taken over my body. It's the knee-jerk reaction to things that make my day.
- •When 7/11 had Almond Milk at midnight.I try 7/11 for almond milk past 11 pm like three times a month hoping it will one night miraculously be there. Fruitless...until LAST NIGHT! : YAS (Almond Goddess) KWEEN!
- •When Serena won the Miami Open with an agonizing mix of her A, B, C and D game.YAS (still undefeated in '15) KWEEN!
- •When I had just enough time to get in an I AM WHOLE to-go order at Gratitude between meetings.YAS (I am) KWEEN! (yelled at myself in car)
- •When dat OIL OF OLAY check came.YAS ("get money") KWEEN!
- •When Jaidynn Diore Fierce lip-synced for her, and my, life.YAS KWEEN! Slay for the Gawds!
- •Very out loud at Soul Cycle when (YAS KWEEN) Angela made us do an out of the saddle/hover sprint for the entirety of some crazy Major Lazeresque track that lasted 8 measures TOO LONG.YAS KWEEN YAS KWEEN YAS KWEEN!!!
- •When my fave sheets came out of the dryer and I smelled them.YAS (Warm Downy) KWEEN!
- •When my dog Eva relieved her 2-day constipation.YAS KWEEN! (Yelled at her)
- •Whenever I paused from work and found new pics for my ongoing "BEST LEWKS DESIGNED BY TINA KNOWLES FOR DESTINY'S CHILD" list which is still in draft form.YAS (sequin & lace cowboy hat) KWEEN!
- •In yoga when the ageless small Asian woman next to me went flawlessly into hand stand. Slowly. Both feet at same time (no kick) with a block under each hand.YAS (Adho Mukha Slaykasana) KWEEN!
- •When @chloewepper just called.As in "YAS KWEEN?"
- •Whenever I watched this YouTube clip for early morning creative motivation http://bit.ly/1HVNSEEMandy & Streisand doing some serious on-camera scene work during Yentl. YAS KWEENS!
- •When I yelled it at close proximity of my mother's face. For no reason.YAS (my son is an idiot) KWEEN!
- •Every time I passed a VEEP poster in anticipation of the ever closer season premiere.YAS KWEEN (Louis-Dreyfus)!
- •Whenever XTina breaks normal conversation for an ear drum shattering belt and then drops right back into convo like nada on The VoiceYAS (contour) KWEEN!
- •This Gif❤️❤️❤️ thank you for my life.