US RESPONSES TO THE PARIS ATTACKS, GRADED

  1. POTUS: Horrified, standing with France (A+)
  2. Hillary/Bernie: Tragic, echo the POTUS (A-)
  3. GOP Candidates: Minor POTUS bashing, mostly fuck ISIS (B+)
  4. Trump: See!! See!! I told you! LookAtMe!!!! Trump2016! (F)