🔥 Hot Takes 🔥

  1. "Battle For Terra" is the worst animated movie in history.
    Never heard of it? That's why.
  2. "Deadpool"'s biggest blight was the Adventure Time wristwatch.
    Severely dating. The other blight is that Ryan Reynolds is not my boyfriend.
  3. John Green says obvious things in pretty ways to make them seem like observational or philosophical moments of brilliance.
    They really just sound like the things I wrote about in middle school.
  4. The best cat is still a dog.
  5. The best dog is more than one dog.
  6. Majora's Mask is better than Ocarina of Time.
  7. There is no worse smell than nursing homes and rotting old people.
  8. It is possible to both be feared and loved.
  9. Waffles are better than pancakes.
    They have more substance, more pizzazz, and have cemented their place on the soles of Van's sneakers.
  10. Crepes are better than both waffles AND pancakes.
  11. Taking Back Sunday could never live up to Brand New's standards.
    And never will.
  12. Jam is far superior to jelly.
  13. Depression can get me anything on the dollar menu if I cry hard enough.
  14. Chick Fil' A is the best fast food restaurant. They also brainwash their employees.
  15. '13 Reasons Why' is another manifestation of "manic pixie dream-girl-ism" - this time with extra suicide.
    To be fair, I haven't read the book, but I will soon.