🔥 Hot Takes 🔥
- •"Battle For Terra" is the worst animated movie in history.Never heard of it? That's why.
- •"Deadpool"'s biggest blight was the Adventure Time wristwatch.Severely dating. The other blight is that Ryan Reynolds is not my boyfriend.
- •John Green says obvious things in pretty ways to make them seem like observational or philosophical moments of brilliance.They really just sound like the things I wrote about in middle school.
- •The best cat is still a dog.
- •The best dog is more than one dog.
- •Majora's Mask is better than Ocarina of Time.
- •There is no worse smell than nursing homes and rotting old people.
- •It is possible to both be feared and loved.
- •Waffles are better than pancakes.They have more substance, more pizzazz, and have cemented their place on the soles of Van's sneakers.
- •Crepes are better than both waffles AND pancakes.
- •Taking Back Sunday could never live up to Brand New's standards.And never will.
- •Jam is far superior to jelly.
- •Depression can get me anything on the dollar menu if I cry hard enough.
- •Chick Fil' A is the best fast food restaurant. They also brainwash their employees.
- •'13 Reasons Why' is another manifestation of "manic pixie dream-girl-ism" - this time with extra suicide.To be fair, I haven't read the book, but I will soon.