13 THINKS ON MIND AS I FALL FROM BOOKSHELF

Today is day of ghosts. I must have scared. Before I think I fall off perch on bookshelf. Owwww. These are in kitty brain as I falls:
  1. 1.
    UH SPECK IS ON TEH CEILING!
  2. 2.
    UH SPECK IS ON TEH FLOOR!
  3. 3.
    FLOOR SPECKS BIGGERS NOW
  4. 4.
    Ah wonder wut table iz feels lyke
  5. 5.
    HOW MUCH the shit can i's KNOCK OVER when I come in for landing?!?!?!?
  6. 6.
    I woke up lyke dis. I woke up lyke dis.
  7. 7.
    *flaps earz to fly*
  8. 8.
    *fail*
  9. 9.
    I'm hungry.
  10. 10.
    Good morning Vietnam!
  11. 11.
    Why do I fall on teh table and teh glasses of cocacola whenz I coulda falls on teh bed.
  12. 12.
    I give me 10 of 10.
  13. 13.
    Swan dive? Where's swan? Swan is bird. EAT BIRDZZZ.