WHY IS I THE BEST CAT
All knows that cats is best in world. I be bests of cats for many reasons. Maybe you human has difficulty to understand, but I write list simple for even you.
- •If I want, I get. No matterz.
- •I eat the most special foodActually, my pee has fancy crystals, so food just makes peeing more better.
- •OBSESSION with da bird wand
- •I count things like real humanPigeons, dust bunnies, flies, and things
- •I is always am hungry
- •My humans they make my sandbox move to the flush bowl. Then I tell them NOOOOO and they listen.Actuallies I had to hold in my pees soooo long so they think the crystals plug me up and give me the sandbox back.
- •I has a kitty micropenis. Vet says. HEY that be bad with human but with cat no big deal. Ha! No big! Errr, Human has no humor.
- •Meow. Purr. Meow. CLAWS.
- •I lays where I wants to. Laps. Faces. Keyboards. Betweens the faces and the iPhone. On the plates full of dinnerz.
- •BOXEZZZSSS. CARDBOOOARDD.
- •I has no butt. It's not butt, is "seal of approval" and I put seal of approval on all that I love.