10 things I hate about Chews

  1. 1.
    First off, I'm talking about those candy gums
  2. 2.
    They aren't candy
  3. 3.
    They aren't gum
  4. 4.
    Some of them are more candy than gum
  5. 5.
    Some of them are more gum than candy
  6. 6.
    Okay, maybe there's only a few things I hate about them