THOUGHTS THAT GO THROUGH MY HEAD WHEN SENDING A RISKY TEXT

I know this happens to everyone and this is just what usually goes through my mind
  1. Omg wow I'm so cheeky I love me wow I'm great
  2. Oh no it's been a minute and they haven't seen it oh god
  3. Ok two minutes shit ok gotta distract myself
  4. Ok interesting kylie gets her lips waxed ... WAIT DID I MAKE A SPELLING MISTAKE OMG WHO AM I
  5. Ok false alarm it was fine but shit 5 minutes hasn't even been seen yet
  6. Ok don't worry go get some ice cream you do you girl
  7. Wait what if theyre with friends or family and they see the text and judge me and think I'm perverted or pathetic
  8. Oh god what if they don't get that it's supposed to be kinky
  9. What if they don't get it. Period.
  10. What if they ask me what I mean and then I have to explain or awkwardly say nevermind oh my lord
  11. Fuck my life fuck shit fuck fuck fuck shit
  12. Oh my god they were active 10 minutes ago? What if they saw the text pop up and then decided to get off social media just so they didn't have to face me
  13. Oh my god they are doing something else cos they're cooler than me and have a social life Fml
  14. Fucking shit I'm so retarded
  15. oh my GOD THEYRE TYPING AHHHH FUCK WHAT ARE THEY GONNA SAY
  16. Omg they replied wait lemme see *... ;)*
  17. OH MY LORD A WINKY FACE IM IN YES THEY WANT ME YES I LOVE LIFE YES
  18. Lol wtf why was I so worried
  19. Oh shit now I gotta reply
  20. *sends another risky text*
  21. Well shit here we go again