🔪🔪🔪 feel free to add your own
  1. When someone talks shit about the place you went to college, to you, in a conversation that they started
    Happens probably every other week, usually at work.
  2. The homeless man who asks 'can you spare some change or a blowjob?'
    On my way to go see Trainwreck.
  3. When the front door of your house is jammed from both the inside and the outside
    Makes you feel crazy AND you get to hop a fence which is sort of fun.
  4. When you change the radio station presets and every single one is a commercial
    Can't even.