MERCURY IN RETROGRADE

All the things that happened
  1. Realized I'd be using shampoo as conditioner for an entire month, thinking it was conditioner.
  2. My bra broke. One strap actually just ripped off suddenly.
  3. Paid $22 for parking to pick up fancy donuts.
  4. Creepy old guy in a fedora thought he 'knew me.'
  5. Climbed a fence, the only possible way to leave a Lana Del Rey concert.
  6. Sent 6 emails, 10 texts and 4 gchat messages, all of them unanswered.
  7. Lost my faith in humanity.