MERCURY IN RETROGRADE
All the things that happened
- •Realized I'd be using shampoo as conditioner for an entire month, thinking it was conditioner.
- •My bra broke. One strap actually just ripped off suddenly.
- •Paid $22 for parking to pick up fancy donuts.
- •Creepy old guy in a fedora thought he 'knew me.'
- •Climbed a fence, the only possible way to leave a Lana Del Rey concert.
- •Sent 6 emails, 10 texts and 4 gchat messages, all of them unanswered.
- •Lost my faith in humanity.