STUFF DUDES HAVE SAID TO ME IRL AND ON THE INTERNET

  1. You're super pale and I'm into it.
    Tinder is the place for charm.
  2. You look like that girl from Flight of the Concords
    Kristen Schaal.
  3. Are you in a band?
    Nope.
  4. You should smile more.
    Tysm man on the street.
  5. What's your blood type?
    OkCupid is also a place for medical stuff.
  6. Can you spare some change? Or a blowjob?