1. You're super pale and I'm into it.
    Tinder is the place for charm.
  2. You look like that girl from Flight of the Concords
    Kristen Schaal.
  3. Are you in a band?
    Nope.
  4. You should smile more.
    Tysm man on the street.
  5. What's your blood type?
    OkCupid is also a place for medical stuff.
  6. Can you spare some change? Or a blowjob?