STUFF DUDES HAVE SAID TO ME IRL AND ON THE INTERNET
- •You're super pale and I'm into it.Tinder is the place for charm.
- •You look like that girl from Flight of the ConcordsKristen Schaal.
- •Are you in a band?Nope.
- •You should smile more.Tysm man on the street.
- •What's your blood type?OkCupid is also a place for medical stuff.
- •Can you spare some change? Or a blowjob?