TWO TINDER DATES IN 24 HOURS

The thought process behind this journey
  1. What was I thinking?
  2. Will this be like the last Tinder date I went on a couple years ago?
    The one where the guy told me he LOVED Lana Del Rey
  3. Is it normal to feel very much like you're going to throw up before a date?
  4. The only thing I know about the first date is that he was 5'7' in high school and enjoys Broad City
    This makes me very nervous
  5. Will I survive these dates without using an emergency fake excuse?
    My friend burnt her kitchen down! Gotta go!
  6. Will it be as bad as this?
  7. Or this?
  8. Please send help.