VANDERPUMP RULES IS BACK 💎💎💎
God bless Lisa Vanderpump...and Kristen and Jax and Ariana and Tom and James, etc.
- •'Lisa wants me to work behind-the-scenes because I'm not that pretty to look at.'-JaxAfter his third nose job.
- •'Jax has bro code. His bro code is 'fuck you bros.'-JamesAfter Jax texted Kristen or Carmen (idk) about how he knows that Carmen, his ex, hooked up with one of his friends. Oh what tangled webs we weave!
- •'With Kristen, you have to actually ban her from the premises, otherwise she will show up.'-Tom SandovalOn Kristen showing up to Scheana's decades-themed birthday party where James will be DJ-ing.
- •'I've really been focusing on my T-shirt line and one of the things I've been working on in therapy is to not act like a psycho.'-KristenConfronting Jax in a new, more chill way.
- •'I would rather lose my relationship with Kristen, than ruin my DJ career.'-JamesClassic DJ line.
- •'I loved Stassi in the beginning...'-Jax's momSame.
- •'None of us need to get too turnt right now.'-KristenTo James when he went a little too method with his 60s Woodstock alter ego.