As requested by @BrianClasby.
  1. Employee chicken sandwich
    Stale roll, overcooked grilled chicken breast, half-melted sharp cheddar cheese, microwaved bacon, red onion.
  2. Employee chicken tenders
    Picture the worst chicken tenders you've ever had at a snack bar or Applebee's/Chili's/etc and these were worse. Further points deducted for the bad honey mustard.
  3. Bonus pick: Non-employee quesadillas
    Although not on the employee menu, an order you could sometimes sneak in. Actually pretty good quesadillas.