THINGS FOR TEACHERS TO DO DURING SUMMER BREAK

There's just so much vacation time! Whaddya gonna do? I've done a few of these!
  1. Watch Netflix
    Grace and Frankie
  2. Watch HBO Go
    All the seasons of Game of Thrones.
  3. Watch Amazon Prime
    Orphan Black!
  4. Go on a ton of OKCupid dates.
    It's fun to meet new people.
  5. Swipe right on Tinder.
    My favorite game.
  6. Go to brunch.
  7. Seamless brunch to your apartment on a weekday.
  8. Drink alcohol anytime.
  9. Drugs.
  10. Take a trip to a beach!
    Hop on a train to Rockaway! Or a plane to California!
  11. Get the discounted weekday manicure/pedicure special.
  12. Take up Crossfit
    You won't be able to stop talking about how much you love it!
  13. Take an improv class
  14. Whatever the fuck you want. You just taught children for 10 months.