THOUGHTS I HAVE WHILE DRIVING IN LA

  1. Oh, you're turning?
  2. Hello, I'm here, please don't merge into my car
  3. You know, they warned you about that exit a mile back
  4. Is your turning signal broken?
  5. Oddly enough, turning doesn't require stopping
  6. Hypothetically, would a dog count as a person for the HOV lane?
  7. Are there speed limits?
  8. I wasn't aware that there was a "skip the line" pass for driving when one lane ends and everyone can just cut you off
  9. Yes, this is rain
  10. Is everyone's turning signal broken?