TRUTHS I HAVE TO COME TO TERMS WITH BEFORE THE END OF MY LIFE

  1. My father will ALWAYS know more about math than I do. My brother ALREADY knows more about math than I do
  2. Gravel and Gravol are NOT the same thing and eating a small amount rocks does not help neutralize your stomach acid
  3. The earth makes NO sounds as it spins, even if you feel convinced it should be creaking or something