DEALBREAKERS

  1. Toe sneakers
  2. Ayn Rand books
  3. Thetons
  4. Family Guy
  5. Dropping the n bomb
  6. Macklemore
  7. Menudo (the food, not the band)
  8. Non ironic air quotes
  9. A hatred of cats
  10. Seth MacFarlane
  11. Owning zero books
  12. Tevas