ITEMS (TANGIBLE AND INTANGIBLE) NO LONGER ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE

There's just too much love for these to be healthy.
  1. Cookie dough
  2. Dulce de leche
  3. Chips and dip
  4. Havarti
  5. Caramel chocolate
  6. Doritos
  7. Law and Order SVU on demand
  8. Cards against humanity
  9. Tattoo artist Instagrams (I'm looking at you, Suflanda)
  10. Goop
  11. Flama videos
  12. Dominican Drake memes
  13. Karaoke games