THINGS THAT ARE IN MY BED THAT "DONT" "BELONG" THERE

  1. My laptop
  2. Yesterday's clothes
  3. Guns germs and steel
    I started reading it six months ago
  4. My favorite stuffed lion
  5. A bag of licorice
    Red licorice, obvi. I'm not an animal
  6. Empty kombucha bottle
  7. Five beanies
  8. Loose pretzels