Christmas Tree Decorations

My tree looks a bit bare right now. Considering adding the the following.
  1. Crumpled up pages from the New Testament
  2. Magic the Gathering cards
  3. All mistletoe, baby
  4. $100 bills (could probably only afford to do a couple of these)
  5. Just a sign that says "please decorate me"
    Who knows? Could get lucky.
  6. Twist ties and rubber bands from the junk drawer
    Preferably in festive colors!
    Suggested by   @ladyprofessor
  7. garland of beer-bottle caps and fishing line
    Suggested by   @ejpevents