Inspired by @blisssara . What a lovable bunch.
  1. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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    Would distract other team with good looks and is strong.
  2. Leslie Jones
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    Would be ruthless and would probably be excellent at psyching the other team out.
  3. Hugh Jackman
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    He's fucking Wolverine.
  4. Idris Elba
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    See reasoning for #1.
  5. Angela Merkel
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    She just looks like she takes sport and dodgeball seriously.
  6. Bonus: Coach Tom Hanks.
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    He would so get us ice cream after the game.