A FIRST WORLD PRAYER
Dear God, I know I should be praying to end hunger and poverty, but the following things deserve prayer too...
- •For all my coworkers who have a cold.Have the strength to not getting me sick and the decency to stay home.
- •Hillary Clinton.Despite how you feel about Benghazi, the poor thing. Imagine if you were running a campaign and then had a trial. Give her the patience to deal with the Republican Party and to continue wearing flawless pant suits.
- •People who are obsessed with pumpkin spice, but cannot deal with the commercialization of Christmas.Let us pray they can someday understand their fucking hypocrisy.
- •Hotline BlingPrayer of thanks for all the amazing memes that have brought joy into my life.
- •Tom BradyFor a Super Bowl win this year so we can prove to the rest of the world you're the Jesus Christ of the NFL. Amen.