1. Say "Harvest Season" with various tones and inflections. Record it and set it as your ringtone.
  2. Keep all your old bottles of pumpkin beer and display it on a wall. Look at it and question every decision you've made in your life.
  3. Make a quilt out of old candy wrappers!
  4. Snort some pumpkin pie spice. Snapchat the experience.
  5. Make a scarecrow out of all the Christmas decorations that are available now.
  6. Take some leaves and shred them all over your roommate's duvet.
  7. Amputate the most feeble person in your family's hand for an authentic handprint turkey!