NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES I'VE HAD

I am such a lame person and this list proves it. Will add to as I think of more.
  1. I choked on a hard boiled egg this morning at work.
    Luckily, was able to swallow said egg bite and didn't die the lamest death ever or worse, go find an employee to do the Heimlich.
  2. Playing chicken when I was thirteen, I almost drowned.
    I was always the bottom person during this game as I was the taller and bigger of my friends. My friend fell forward, and was still on my neck under water for way too long.
  3. Driving.
    I've had near accident/near death experiences driving about 80 times in my life as I am the worst driver. Thank you quick reflexes from athletics!!!