SOME OF YOUR THIRD PARTY OPTIONS
Inspired by @CAFE
- •The Oscar Party, Leo DiCaprio.Running on the platform of saving the environment, winning Oscars, models, and winning Oscars
- •The Pizza Party, your nephew Logan."Only cheese pizza allowed, I HATE PEPPERONI!!!"
- •The Tupperware Party, your coworker Denise.She's determined to keep jobs here in America, except yours!
- •The Bachelorette Party, Your best friend Jillian."I swear if she doesn't choose Brad, I'm entering the nuclear codes."
- •The Frat Party, Chad.420!!! And feminism dude.
- •The Pasta Party, Your former basketball teammate Ali"Like the pasta parties we had before our district tournament games, we're gonna load this economy with tortellini. And when I say "economy", I mean my belly. I'm just always hungry still, even at this desk job."
- •Pity party, me.It's my party and I can cry if I want to. THIS IS A PURE DICTATORSHIP!!!!!