THINGS THAT ARE PROBABLY MY PATRONUS

Inspired by @k8mcgarry and the others that her list is inspired from. I didn't put pictures because I'm lazy!
  1. My scratched up second copy DVD of Love Actually.
  2. A roku remote
  3. Velcro
    This is a very occupational therapy thing.
  4. The "Shaq's Acting Career" card from Cards Against Humanity.
  5. The huge 3 inch dent on the back of my Camry.
  6. The Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme
  7. The inflatable car waving man at car dealerships.
  8. A bag of plastic spoons.
  9. An over ripened avocado.
  10. The number 14.
  11. Frank from Its Always Sunny.
  12. This cow.