THINGS THAT TURN ME ON.

Inspired by @jaimekessel 's "Things I'm horny for"
  1. Chocolate chip pancakes.
    Always.
  2. Paper towels in bathrooms.
    Bathrooms are becoming so hand dryer dependent I can't deal with it. If I see a paper towel dispenser in a public restroom it's like 😉 for good hand hygiene.
  3. Coworkers bringing in food.
    For some reason, my coworkers love for me to sample their food, and damn, it feels good.
  4. Catching the Metro North right on time.
    What a fucking rush.
  5. Easy crockpot recipes.
    Nothing turns me on more than cooking easy, yet delicious meals.
  6. Separation of church and state.
    YAS.