THOUGHTS ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL 🏈

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    I am ridiculously bitter my Pats aren't in this.
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    Excited for food.
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    And beer.
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    And some good commercials I guess.
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    The NSYNC/Aerosmith halftime show was probably the pinnacle of all Super Bowl halftime shows.
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    BeyoncΓ© coming in a close second.
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    I'm kind of glad the pats aren't in it.
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    If they were I could literally not pee the entire time, I would need to watch the commercials and the game.
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    I think the Broncos will win.
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    But ideal scenario, everything goes dark and Bill Bellichick emerges onto the field.
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    He bursts into flames and a young, circa 2000 Bill Bellichick emerges.
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    Anyways, pumped for some guac πŸ’ƒ