1. I am ridiculously bitter my Pats aren't in this.
  2. Excited for food.
  3. And beer.
  4. And some good commercials I guess.
  5. The NSYNC/Aerosmith halftime show was probably the pinnacle of all Super Bowl halftime shows.
  6. Beyoncé coming in a close second.
  7. I'm kind of glad the pats aren't in it.
  8. If they were I could literally not pee the entire time, I would need to watch the commercials and the game.
  9. I think the Broncos will win.
  10. But ideal scenario, everything goes dark and Bill Bellichick emerges onto the field.
  11. He bursts into flames and a young, circa 2000 Bill Bellichick emerges.
  12. Anyways, pumped for some guac 💃