What is preventing my train from moving?
Dude why is the 1 delayed right now?
- 1.Human sized rat on the tracks.
- 2.Rat sized human on the tracks.
- 3.Driver forgot to fill the tank.
- 4.Driver needed some Doritos and thought he could find some at 191 street.
- 5.A troll appeared at 191 St station with a riddle that will allow us to pass; conductor cannot solve it for the life of him.
- 6.DJ Khaled appeared out of nowhere, causing the conductor to have a panic attack.
- 7.I'm in a worm hole vortex in which time has slowed down incredibly.
- 8.Graduation traffic.
- 9.Someone dropped their cell phone on the tracks.
- 10.Mozzarella cheese dripped from the ceiling of the tunnel, causing turbulent conditions.
- 11.Someone thought the tracks were like a magical piano in Big. He had to find out the hard way they weren't.
- 12.Zoe Barnes.
- 13.Lemonade stand.
- 14.Jay Z's grand gesture to Beyoncé was "stopping the subway."
- 15.Subway tracks sponsored by Subway might not have been the best idea.