What is preventing my train from moving?
Dude why is the 1 delayed right now?
- •Human sized rat on the tracks.
- •Rat sized human on the tracks.
- •Driver forgot to fill the tank.
- •Driver needed some Doritos and thought he could find some at 191 street.
- •A troll appeared at 191 St station with a riddle that will allow us to pass; conductor cannot solve it for the life of him.
- •DJ Khaled appeared out of nowhere, causing the conductor to have a panic attack.
- •I'm in a worm hole vortex in which time has slowed down incredibly.
- •Graduation traffic.
- •Someone dropped their cell phone on the tracks.
- •Mozzarella cheese dripped from the ceiling of the tunnel, causing turbulent conditions.
- •Someone thought the tracks were like a magical piano in Big. He had to find out the hard way they weren't.
- •Zoe Barnes.
- •Lemonade stand.
- •Jay Z's grand gesture to Beyoncé was "stopping the subway."
- •Subway tracks sponsored by Subway might not have been the best idea.