WOULD YOU SCREW PAUL RYAN?

Answer and explanation please... (I just feel I needed a place to express my feelings regarding this question)
  1. Yes
    Okay he's the speaker of the house. Despite being twenty years my senior and having completely opposite political views, he's tall and slightly attractive with a hot bod. Also check off my gross check list secondary to said political views. Also it would be a great story.... "You'd never guess who I just fucked!" (I'm gross guys. This proves I am gross).