Top Ten Positive Things About Being Underemployed

My recent job situation inspired this list. I can't say it's been easy to deal with but relying on my sense of humor helps.
  1. 10.
    Sock drawer? Organized by color AND length!
  2. 9.
    Knowing when to time your visit to avoid "Hobo Hour" at the laundromat.
  3. 8.
    "It's five o'clock somewhere!"
  4. 7.
    That look of surprise on the delivery person's face when you actually open the door to accept a package.
  5. 6.
    Loosing sense of what day it is can make you feel like a Dr. Who sidekick.
  6. 5.
    The excitement of wondering "no job?" or "new job?", you never know what might happen!
  7. 4.
    Your cat likes you again.
  8. 3.
    Getting a couple of extra hours of "me time" when you wake up at 3 a.m. and can't get back to sleep.
  9. 2.
    Upon hearing your career update, friends buy you food and drinks.
  10. 1.
    Plenty of time to discover and use new social media apps for fun and infotainment.