COMMENTS MY GRANDMOTHER MADE DURING THE OSCARS RED CARPET
Names and identifying details omitted to protect the innocent.
- •"I don't like it, it looks like a ribbon on a candy box."
- •"She should know better."
- •"I mean, it's fine if you're a movie star."
- •"They should have some nicer clothes."
- •"I definitely don't like it. It's blah."
- •"I think she did herself a great disservice. That top and no bra and everything pooping out. Boobs and nipples."Apparently my grandma has some strong opinions about boobs 😂