Names and identifying details omitted to protect the innocent.
  1. "I don't like it, it looks like a ribbon on a candy box."
  2. "She should know better."
  3. "I mean, it's fine if you're a movie star."
  4. "They should have some nicer clothes."
  5. "I definitely don't like it. It's blah."
  6. "I think she did herself a great disservice. That top and no bra and everything pooping out. Boobs and nipples."
    Apparently my grandma has some strong opinions about boobs 😂