COMMENTS MY GRANDMOTHER MADE DURING THE SAG AWARDS RED CARPET

The lady is 90 years old and always says exactly what she's thinking.
  1. "I don't believe in side boobs."
  2. "She looks better from afar."
  3. "I don't like that actress. She thinks too much of herself."
  4. "Ugh."
  5. "Bad color, her boobs sag and they're sideways."