Because nothing is more romantic/less nauseating than discussing hernias over a candle lit dinner
  1. C sections
    I know more than I ever wanted to about child birth
  2. Stroke
    Actually super interesting!
  3. Seizures
  4. Fistulas
    Do not google
  5. Bile ducts
  6. Toxoplasmosis
    But I still insist on ordering my meat rare
  7. Cerxives
  8. Cirrhosis of the liver
    Scared me off alcohol for a week or so