THESE ARE A FEW OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

  1. Top sheets
  2. When people say "please RSVP"
    The please is redundant
  3. Odd numbers
  4. Fake laughs
  5. The tip of the asparagus
  6. Waking up
  7. Sponges
    So. Much. Bacteria.
  8. Skateboarders
  9. Being told "no"
  10. Carnations
  11. So-called sour candy that is blatantly just sweet
    Looking at you, Sour Patch watermelon!