Requested by @ChrisK
  1. Hmmm....
  2. I don't know much about this.
  3. Not entirely my area of expertise and you know I love staying in my lane
  4. But
  5. Please do not wear so much cologne that I am asphyxiated by it.
  6. That's it!
  7. And if you're going to wear cologne, wear one that smells like a clearing in a deep forest in the middle of a summer night. 🌲
    *Probably sold at Sephora like everything else.